This is the issue for today.
I was awakened by this particular discussion on Ted & Korina’s radio show. It seems that somebody was suing the Calayans for a penis enlargement operation gone awry, as the allegations stated. I would guess the length was probably short by a hundredth of a millimeter, hence, the dissatisfaction.
I am confused about this penis enlargement thing… obviously not all men are created EQUAL, there are discrepancies that seems to be threatening the primary existence of manhood, which is to copulate and breed.
According to the book that I have always hidden in my drawer, “from a realistic point of view, the normal size for a penis is long enough to reach from a man’s body into the vagina. As long as sperm is delivered without spilling, reproduction is facilitated, since penile size is a hereditary characteristic, transmitted genetically, any man whose penis is too short to reach the vagina will have difficulty reproducing, truly a short-penised race would have died out half a million years ago.”[*]
I have always believed that the length of the penis does not dampen the ability to produce sexual orgasm in female. I know probably ninety percent of you will violently object or disagree with me, but in sexual intercourse, performance and not size will matter the most. Quality assurance is the paramount objective in sexual intercourse, instead of quantity.
Orgasmic sensations are concentrated more in the female genital structures, consisting of the clitoris, the labia, and nearby areas. This includes the lower one-third of the vagina, which can be easily accessed by an adult penis. If a man can stimulate a woman with his finger, surely the same is true for a three-inch penis. So what’s the fuzz about this penis enlargement thing?
I may not be categorized with those men having well endowed weapons of orgasmic proportions, but I certainly do not feel threatened by them. There is no threat actually; as I am not in any direct confrontation with those who thinks sex is a competition of sorts. As far as I know, I am confident that I can deliver the goods, I can perform above anyone’s expectations.
Anyways, I still have my tongue to fall back on… just in case something would not RISE UP to the occasion...
[*] Everything you always wanted to know about sex* (*But were afraid to ask), David Reuben M.D., pp 6-7
Baka naman bakla ung nagrereklamo kaya ganun? Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteSyempre sa mga bakla, kahit gaano ka kagaling, kung maliit pa den, sorry pa den ang kahahantungan. Hehehe. Joke!
sabi sa balita... tatlo daw girlfriends...
ReplyDeletebaka nagpadagdag pa ng dalawa para ma accomodate lahat... =))
Eh, baka naman sabay sabay niyang tinutuhog na parang fishball an mag gfs nya, di nga naman talaga aabot yun.
ReplyDeletePara naman lalabas yan sa porn flick para magpalaki pa. Hahaha.
Pero mukhang maganda yang book mo na yan ha, makabili nga ng ganyan. Hehehehe.
ReplyDeletenakow luma na ito... initially published in 1969...
ReplyDeletepero magaganda ang explanation ;))
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ReplyDeletenabasa ko lang sa pinoy exchange un knina ha...me ngcomment ng ganun...
ReplyDeletehindi si albert noh...
ReplyDeletenaturalized american...
ginamit nya lang yata yung martinez na apelyido...
william yata...
Ah, kaya naman pala... Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteKahit man ako, kung Kano ako at maliit lang, magpapaenlarge nga ako. Hahaha.
tanong lang ng isang mangmang:
ReplyDelete"kailangan ba talaga malaki?"
wag mo sakin itanong yan... at hindi ko masasagot... :((
ReplyDeletebkit nga nmn kc kelangan png palakihan dba?!?
ReplyDeletekung kyo tatanuhgin mga girls do u prefer extra large or extra performance?
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ala naman yan sa laki, nsa performance yan diba?
ReplyDeleteanu yan monster ... hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeletepero seriously, bakit ba impt sa guys ang malaki??? even sa girls...
Sa totoo lang ha..hindi naman lahat ng gilrs gusto ng malaki eh.. like hindi "lang" un ang impt sa relationship...
Sus, ok scuro sa iba oo..pero not all the time...
ang dami namang way para masatisfy mo yung partner mo kahit hindi naman kalakihan yung sayo, kaya bakit kailangan pang magpalaki ?!
ReplyDeletefor me.. ayoko ng nakakatakot..
ReplyDeletemas gusto ko yung cute..
:)
wahaha ang ganda ng term mo!
ReplyDeletecute =))
para hindi masyado masakit sa damdamin ng lalake...
ReplyDelete"wow..! ang cute naman nyan.."
hehehe... :)
Hahahaha! Hayup na linya yan! Kaya may mga nabubugbog na gf eh. Hahaha
ReplyDeleteako ayoko ng cute hehehehe
ReplyDeleteWahahahahaa duniper talaga!kaya ka niloloko ni budang e
ReplyDeletehehe natural reaction na ni budang yun eh...
ReplyDeleteganun din naman ginagawa ko sa kanya minsan...
the feeling is mutual =))
at least kurot sa pisngi lang ang mararamdaman ng gf..
ReplyDeletewhat if kung ganito ang linya...
"boyfriend.. hindi ako nagyoyosi kaya kung pwde itago mo na yan.."
:p
eh kung sabihin sayo na:
ReplyDelete"hon, tutpik yan para sa tinga..."
performance kaya db?... aanhin mo malaki ? kung gago naman!..
ReplyDeletemay news nga d2 s amin nun...
namatay ung babae.. dahil nung ng "do" sila ng hubby niya d nakayanan.. kasi naman super laki....
susme..
kakabasa ko lng ng news: http://www.journal.com.ph/index.php?issue=2008-05-02&sec=1&aid=58120
ReplyDeletekorni ang news... walang picture... baka imbento lang yan...
ReplyDeleteun n nga..wlang proof dba?
ReplyDeletepero ipost ko pa din hehehe
taena.. natawa naman ako dito...
ReplyDeleteakala ko wala ng mas tatalo pa sa yosi...
actually mas palakihin ko pa nga dapat ng kaunti eh..
"cheese sticks"
:)
meron ba talagang super laki?! sa pinoy ha?!
ReplyDeletekasi di ba ang mga amerikano malalaki pero sabi nila di naman daw tumitigas ;p
ay wlng kwenta kung gnun..
ReplyDeleted mtigas lols
totoo yan... malaki lang... sabi ng mga bargirls dito...
ReplyDeleteduniper ito na may pic na hahahaha http://jacky1031.multiply.com/journal/item/60/Chikinini
ReplyDeletejacky... parang kinurot lang eh...
ReplyDeleteaanhin pa ang malaking pototoy kung d nmn tumitigas?!?
ReplyDeleteAgree! Parang damo lang. Hahahaha.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha ganon? sa toto kaya sobrang ang pangit tignan
ReplyDeletepambusal lang...
ReplyDeletewahahaha *twang malakas..
ReplyDeleteprang basahan lng na basa hehe
diba?
ReplyDeleteparang ano lang sila...
panakip-butas!
performance and not size will matter the most. - di rin duni... dapat both are present to create satisfaction. come' on lets all admit, size and performance are two indispensable parts of an equation. =p lol
ReplyDeleteAs far as I know, I am confident that I can deliver the goods, I can perform above anyone’s expectations-
ReplyDelete- yun yown eh noh duni. hehehe. tlgang may ganung banat eh noh. hehe..
If a man can stimulate a woman with his finger, surely the same is true for a three-inch penis. So what’s the fuzz about this penis enlargement thing?
ReplyDelete- eh kasi pleasure brought by a large dick is different from the one brought lang by finger thing. thats why it is often used as part of the foreplay only..
naku duni katakot baka ma mtrcb ako dito ha.. tine-tame ko na nga choice of terms ko eh. =p
what if you can't have both di ba? you have to choose between the two options...
ReplyDeleteusually performance would be the gauge since we are a race that does not have weapons of vaginal destruction like those people in the middle east ;))
"Anyways, I still have my tongue to fall back on… just in case something goes wrong…"
ReplyDeleteHehe, amen to that....basta may creativity, panalo :p
ganun?? i have to choose! hirap nmn nun. ocge caught between two hard rocks, il choose na lang the size than the performance. haha.. ako na lang bhla sa performance. tsaka kahit pano nmn cguro he knows few things db. il take care of the rest.
ReplyDeletekaysa naman emote level sya dyan tapos wla naman ieemote kasi it's like a a twig of a tree lang.
eh pano kung hindi nabiyayaan ng size?
ReplyDeletemeron pa ba sa national bookstore? =)
ReplyDeleteparang wala eh... gusto mo hiramin???
ReplyDeletekaso wala nang cover :))
both po sana.. =) pero personal opinion lang, size weighs more than the perfromance. personal opinion lang naman un ha... kasi pag small di masyadong mfeel hehe.
ReplyDeleteeh papano yan bilang naman sa Pilipino yung may lahing arabo...
ReplyDeleteyup i agree also.. in the end, the penile size and the whole sexual experience thing is just a least priority..
ReplyDeletethere are a lot more important factors that keep a relationship working..
the greatest of all is LOVE... pag love mo, maliit man yan o malaki you wouldnt care.. =) cuz ang important, ung tao, ung person mismo. not what he has and could do for you..
natawa rin ako dun hehehe. cute tlga eh noh? =)
ReplyDeletehahaha...
ReplyDeletehehehe...
kaya nga ang tanong ko eh...
ReplyDeletewhat's the fuss about the issue diba?
i have no personal experience on such ha, pero they say na mas tigasin daw mga pinoy. mga kano daw and other foreign nationals, malalaki lang pero la msyado endurance.
ReplyDeleteoo pahiram! =) o ayan ha, reserved na yang book na yan, pbasa ako hehe. hiramin ko sa june ha?
ReplyDeletei used to work near the Red Light District in Angeles...
ReplyDeleteeto ang mga naririnig ko sa mga babae dun:
ang sa kano daw... malaki nga lambot naman... ang sa pinoy maliit pero matigas... ang sa arabo... putangina daw... matigas na mahaba pa... minimum 8 inches... nakakapanlambot ng tuhod...
iisipin ko na lang na mahal ko siya kaya di ko pa rin siya pagpapalit kahit ganun lang size. haha. thats what matters most naman eh. bonus na lang naman tlga ung sa sexual satisfaction. di naman un lang ang magdedetermine ng overall compatibility nyo to be partners. un lang kung tatanungn lang ako about such stuffs like size and performance, eh yun ang mga personal na sagot ko =)
ReplyDelete:I kanina pa ko sumisilip..
ReplyDeletendi ako maka-comment..
**shut up donna, shut up!
pag ang issue eh sexual gratification. pero pag overall relationshp na ang usapan, itll just be a small percentage na lang. =)
ReplyDeleteganun! exagg ayoko naman ng ganun ka exag.. baka mamatay pa ko dun. baka mag through-and-through. haha
ReplyDeleteay hindi daw exagg... totoo daw...
ReplyDeletepenis enlargement??? whats the use of DILA sabi nga ni TOOOTTT!!!
ReplyDeleteamina at ako magpapalaki nyan,wahahahahaha!!!=)) jokies!
call the doktor ikanga *bhelat!
wahahaha naku ayoko ng proposal...
ReplyDeletePM mo ko para naman private... dyahe! ;))
hahahahah!!! wala kwenta PM..walang kasing galing ang personal *bhelat:P:P:P:P
ReplyDeletekaya lng mahal singil ko,maabot mo kaya presyo:-?
=D
teka bat ako magbabayad?
ReplyDeletei always get what i want for free :-P
hahahaha. loved this post, i say size matters but it's not all there is if you fall short of it. :D
ReplyDeletesalamat...
ReplyDeleteyan din ang puntos na gusto kong ipaabot...
hindi katapusan ng mundo nyo kung... kung... kung... maliit...
hehehe... dami naman "kung" =)
ReplyDeletenag a alangan... tapos itinuloy din :))
ReplyDeleteyea PERFORMANCE with ACROBAT THINGS and isama mo pa yung "PATAGALAN" and "PADAMIHAN ng ROOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDS"
ReplyDeleteaanhin ng lalaki yung malaking ano eh kung hndi makatagal and 1st round palang knockout agad si junior hndi na kaya yung 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th round.? bitin, nakakahiya para saamin yun.
mababaho naman. hehehe
ReplyDeletedba, ganun naman talaga amoy ng mga arabo.
hindi ko alam tong news nato, hehe.. so much for working at a graveyard shift..
ReplyDeleteanyways, talaga? i don't know how to react coz it's a men thing. but he should be contented.. 3 pala gfs nya eh.
haha... di naman pumapasok sa puson ang you-know-what e. hanggang cervix lang yun noh. haha. so it doesn't matter. =D
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
ReplyDeletedale mo alex!
hindi ko maxadong inintindi ung news kanina sa GMA kaya i didnt realize its about "that"...
ReplyDeletehmmm... sabi nga ni Ryan Agoncillo,
"the size of one's bike won't matter, it's the way he rides on it that counts"...
ayun!
ReplyDeletenadali mo ;-)
hahahaa 2 kasi ang perspective natin diyan...
ReplyDeletekung ang receiver - girl (ok)
e kung ang receiver PLU - loss!!!
Tama!!!! PERFORMANCE!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteWife: Hon, may good news ako sayo... nagpadagdag ako ng BOOBS...
ReplyDeleteHubby: TATLO na BOOBS mo???
wow! astig sa sagot,nyahahahaha!!!
ReplyDelete"The Best Things In Life Are Free"
ReplyDelete- Janet Jackson/Luther Vandross
inang yan,nyahahaha=))ayus un,ung isa sa anak ung dalawa sa asawa=))
ReplyDelete0___0
tara,laro tayo:P
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ReplyDeleteung gulay?
laro!
ReplyDeletemay gulay bng lato? anong klase un?
diba seaweed yun?
ReplyDeleteteka anong laro? :-P
ahhh,seaweed b yun?...ok,now i know,lol!
ReplyDeleteikaw ano b gusto mong laro=D
hahaha...
ReplyDeletetaguan, patintero, piko, tumbang preso, luksong tinik, luksong baka, shato...
hehehe d ko alam eh :P pero un cabi nila sa americano daw malalaki kaya nga namatay ung cncb ko eh..kasi kano ung asawa nya...
ReplyDeletebaka na trauma lang sa nakita...
ReplyDeletewhich lead to heart failure...
kaya namatay... =))
pangkiliti pwede rin ;D
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