ANAK NA LALAKI: "Itay nakatikim na po ako ng blowjob..."
TATAY: "Yahoo! Binata na ang anak ko... Anak, ano pakiramdam?"
ANAK NA LALAKI: "Masakit ho sa panga!"
ANAK NA LALAKI: "Itay nakatikim na po ako ng blowjob..."
TATAY: "Yahoo! Binata na ang anak ko... Anak, ano pakiramdam?"
ANAK NA LALAKI: "Masakit ho sa panga!"
isang araw tinanong ni bunso kay nanay ang tungkol sa pag-ibig:
ANAK: "Inay, totoo po ba yung kasabihang - FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES?"
NANAY: "Oo naman anak... tignan mo ang tatay mo... buhay pa ang ANIMAL!!!"
I am a sociable person, compassionate, and possesses a certain degree of kindness. I am creative periodically, practical, and detail-oriented, which makes me prone to being a perfectionist at certain times, which also motivates me to strive for the best in what I can do. A silent-type person, I tend to be shy, undemonstrative at times but orderly and can be self-reliant in situations if given the proper instructions.
I am a fun-loving person, I love to travel and as much as possible explore our country's boundless beauty. I am interested in outdoor activities such as hiking and biking. I enjoy playing sports like basketball, soccer, billiards, table tennis and even chess. I was a member of our school's baseball team during elementary and also of the darts team in our department which participated in inter-school competitions during my college years.
I am also a volunteer for an NGO which aims to help protect our environment. But because of the distance of most activities, limited time and resources, currently I am not able to participate in the organization's current activities. Hopefully in the future I can assist again in this wonderful cause, since the experience gives a sense of fulfillment at the same time enjoying nature.
I hope to inspire others in what I can do, to be able to work and serve in the best of my abilities, to hope to learn more, and if possible, to share what I have learned, making a positive impact to everything around me while pursuing my goals.