Boob Tube Boo Boos Nostalgia

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http://nostalgiamanila.blogspot.com/2007/02/memorable-70s-tv-quotable-quotes.html

MELANIE MARQUEZ
*During an interview with Inday Badiday.
Inday Badiday: "Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?"

Melanie Marquez: "Alam mo ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to step your foot...ah , forward!"

SNOOKY
*Answering a question from the See-True Panel.
Snooky: "Ano kasi , she is, I mean she was, kasi past tense na nga pala..."

BB. PILIPINAS CIRCA '70s
Eddie Mercado: "Of the three titles at stake, which would you want to win?"

Finalist: "I want to win the Bb. Pilipinas Universe because it would be an honor to represent the Philippines in the whole Universe!"

ALMA MORENO
*Wrapping up a conversation with guest Joey Albert during her show Rated A.
Alma: "So Joey, paki ulit muli yung concert mo sa University of Belt."

DISCORAMA CONTESTANT
Joey : "Ano ang favorite movie mo, Tagalog o English?"

Discorama Girl contestant: "BOT!"

Vic: "So favorite mo talaga si Edgar Mortiz!"

MYRA MANIBOG
Joe Quirino: "Sharon, are you familiar with the current problems we have in the film industry?"

Sharon: "Sorry, Tito Joe, I'm afraid not."

JQ: "What about you Myra, what can you say?"

Myra Manibog: "Naku Tito Joe, I'm afraid also!"

MISS GAY PHILIPPINES CONTESTANT #1
Joey de Leon: "How are you?"

Miss Gay Philippines contestant: "How are you too!"

MELANIE MARQUEZ MISS INTERNATIONAL 1978
Eddie Mercado: "Angie Dickinson has insured her legs for a million dollars, would you also do the same?"

Melanie Marquez: "NO, of course no, because I am proud and contented with my long legged."
(With this answer, she bagged the crown and eventually won the Miss International in 1978.)

ATOY CO
Joe Cantada : "So Atoy, what are your prospects now, mukhang makakayanan kayo ng Toyota this coming semi-finals round..."

Atoy Co : "Well Joe, the ball is around!"
(Naghanap tuloy ng bola si Joe.)

ARNIE TUADLES
PBA anchor : So sino sa tingin mo Arnie ang may appeal sa iyong artista natin?

Arnie Tuadles (SLN): Si JEN siyempre!

PBA Anchor: Sinong Jen?

Arnie Tuadles: Si JEN SABURIT.

ANA MARGARITA GONZALES
*During Janice de Belen's debut on Germspesyal.
Kuya Germs: "Happy Birthday Janice. Ana, may sasabihin ka pa?"

Ana Margarita Gonzales (sister ni Kring-Kring): "Ilan taon ka na ngayon, Janice?"

KUYA GERMS
*During Tom Babauta's guesting on Germspesyal
Kuya Germs: "Do you love Philippines?"

Tom Babauta: "Yes Kuya Germs."

Kuya Germs: "Have you made love to a Filipina?"

LYDIA DE VEGA
*Interview after winning against PT Usha of India for the Century Dash in 1984 Asian Games.
Reporter: "What happened Lydia, mukhang bumanat ka sa ending."

Lydia: "Oo nga, mabilis siya, but you know, I ran and I fast!"

MADAM AURING
*During See True's New Year's presentation.
Ate Luds: "O sige ano na ang inyong prediction para kay Stella Strada."

Madam Auring: "Lalo siyang sisikat sa darating na taon at malalampasan niya ang kasikatan ni Alma Moreno!"
(The next day, the headlines read: Stella Strada Commits Suicide!)

MISS GAY PHILIPPINES CONTESTANT #2
Joey de Leon: "Ano sa tingin mo ang katangian mo na iba sa mga kalaban mo?"

Miss Gay Philippines Contestant: "Unang-una, isa akong tunay na babaeng Pilipina na handang maglingkod sa bayan. Alam ko na ang isang gay na katulad ko ay maaring maging halimbawa sa lipunan. Oo nga kami'y pinagtatawanan subalit may karapatan din naman kaming mabuhay para hindi lamang sa sarili kundi para sa mga taong aming mapaglilingkuran."

Joey: "So Ano nga ang katangian iba sa iyo?"

Contestant: "Palangiti ako."

Vic: "Kahit walang tao?"

COCA NICOLAS
Isang panelist sa See True: "Paano mo nabibigyan buhay ang pag-bobold?"

Coca Nicolas: "Pinaiinum ako ni Tito Rey ng FONDADOR."

MISS GAY PHILIPPINES CONTESTANT #2
Joey de Leon: "Ano ang masasabi mo sa katayuan ng mga katulad mo sa lipunan, sabi nila...blah, blah, blah..."

Miss Gay Phil Contestant: (panay ang ngiti at halatang kinakabahan...) "Unang una Joey at Vic, Magandang tanghali sa inyong lahat. Pwedeng pakiulit yung tanong?"

SUPER SI REYNA CONTEST
Emcee: "Anong masasabi mo sa death penalty?"

Contestant: A: "Ano po yun toot por toot, eye por eye."

Emcee: "Paki eksplika nga?"
Contestant: "Ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin ko din ang nanay mo!"

LITTLE MISS PHILIPPINES CONTEST #1
Emcee: "Anong gusto mong maging paglaki mo?"

Contestant: "Maging lalaki po."

LITTLE MISS PHILIPPINES CONTEST #2

Emcee (to boy consort, inaalaska): "Okay 'tong suot mo boy, a!"

Boy consort: "T&~G #NA MO!"

MR. WORLD PHILIPPINES CONTEST
Emcee: "What do you think should a man possess to be successful?"

Contestant: "I think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a successful. That is all. I thank you."

EAT BULAGA'S HUSBAND AND WIFE COMPATIBILITY CONTEST
(Ala Newly Weds game show)
Host: "Misis, ano ang nilalagay ni Mister sa kanyang itlog tuwing umaga?"

Misis: "Johnson's Baby Powder!"

Taga Hugas namin ng pinggan...

Ang Anak ng Lasenggero

Merong isang lasenggerong tatay na may dalawang anak na lalaki. Yung tatay laging sinasaktan, sinisigawan, minumura yung mga anak nya.

Dumating ang pagkakataon nag kahiwalay yung dalawang magkapatid at matagal na hindi nagkita.

Yung panganay na anak lumaking lasengero, patapon ang buhay. Nung minsan tinanong yung panganay na anak.."bakit ganyan ang buhay mo?" ang sagot nya: "KASI ANG TATAY KO LASENGGERO, PABAYA"

Yung isang anak naman lumaking nakatapos ng pagaaral, maganda trabaho at mayaman, at tagumpay sa buhay. Nung minsan tinananong sya..."Sa tingin mo bakit ganyan ang buhay mo?" ang sagot nung bunso : "KASI ANG TATAY KO LASENGGERO, PABAYA"


LESSON of the STORY:

In life we make our own choices..... just like the two sons. They have both the same experiences from their dad....but look; they both have different status in life... they both have the same answer on why they lead their life like that…

The firstborn son, He chose the same path like his dad because of his experience with his dad.

The other son, He chose a different path because of his experience with his dad.

 
APPLICATION:

In any situation of our lives, be it good or bad, the results of our actions depend on the choices we make...

 

In LIFE......:

.....you can choose to get angry OR understand the other person.

.....you can choose to forgive OR get even

.....you can choose to be a working student OR accept you’re financially ill and can't finish Schooling

.....you can choose to rely on your credit card OR no credit card but relies on your available savings only.

.....too many examples to mention...

 

In REALITY….:

.....we need not to blame others for what we have in life now because the choices we make, draws our future



[from Don Bosco Mandaluyong H.S. Batch '92 Yahoogroups]

The Old Man and the Visa...

A 70-year old 'lolo' from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview.  The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him.  The Consul told the young man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to the States.

"Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?" The grandson translated "Sabihin mo gusto kong makita yung mga anak ko doon."
"He said he wants to see his children there."

Fair enough, that's what the lolo's application indicated. The Consul had another question. "Ask him why does he have to go there? Why can't his children just come and visit him here?" The grandson translated this in Tagalog. Lolo replied: "Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga anak ko. Nakita na nila ang Pilipinas. Gusto ko namang makita ang Amerika bago ako mamatay." (Translation: "Tell him, my children were born here. They've seen the Philippines already. I just want to see America before I die.")

The HEARTLESS Consul was unimpressed as he declared, devoid of any emotion, that he was rejecting the visa application "because the
applicant was unable to speak any word of English." "Reject daw yung visa ninyo kasi hindi daw kayo marunong mag-Ingles."

The lolo was equally unimpressed. "Sabihin mo ito sa kanya at huwag na huwag mong papalitan ang sasabihin ko:

"Putang ina niya, bakit siya nandidito eh hindi naman siya marunong mag-Tagalog! ?"

Translated, "He said: You son of a bitch, how come you are here... you do not know how to speak in Tagalog!?"

Taken aback, sense of humor still intact, the consul relented and approved lolo's visa application in pronto.



















Taken from The Philippine Star (a newspaper in the Philippines), Written by Boo Chanco

a must-read Love Story like no other...

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them.




At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."


So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.


Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately.


She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained . Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.


She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...


"Gumamit ka ng TIDE. P6.50 na lang, mas pinalaki pa!"

Stevie Wonder in Concert at Tokyo, Japan...

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his
new audience, He asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.

When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord."

A bit irritated by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives
straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord!"

Well now truly irritated that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK, mister,
you get up here and do it!"

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing...
























"A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."